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Get Ordained. By Dogs.

Who needs people when you’ve got pups? Get officially ordained by distinguished doggos.

GET ORDAINED!

How It Works

  • Order your kit

  • Get certified by our panel of distinguished doggos

  • Start telling everyone you were ordained by dogs

DOG
CERTIFIED

Your New Spiritual Experience Has a Tail.

Ours is the world's first ministry run entirely by dogs. Our four-legged clergy will ordain you to perform marriages, bless happy hours, and spread the good word of belly rubs.

Why Get Ordained by Dogs?

Sure, you could get ordained online, anywhere. But when someone asks, "who ordained you?", would you rather say:


● "Some random website," or
● "A council of dogs in fancy collars"


Plus, you can actually perform marriages in most states. For real. The dog thing just makes it 10x cooler.

  • The Church of Pups & Pets Official Ordination Service
  • The Church of Pups & Pets Official Ordination Service
  • The Church of Pups & Pets Official Ordination Service
  • The Church of Pups & Pets Official Ordination Service
  • The Church of Pups & Pets Official Ordination Service
  • The Church of Pups & Pets Official Ordination Service
  • The Church of Pups & Pets Official Ordination Service
  • The Church of Pups & Pets Official Ordination Service
  • The Church of Pups & Pets Official Ordination Service

The Church of Pups & Pets Official Ordination Service

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WHAT'S IN THE BOX?

  • Official ordination certificate (paw-signed by Reverend Biscuit and perfect for framing)
  • A Bottle of Holy Water (the ultimate party prop for those divine night outings - blessed and ready!)
  • 1 of 2 Mystery Pins (Will you get "Saint Spot" or "Pawtriarch Paws"? Only fate decides.)
  • An Official Church of Pups & Pets Sash (Double-sided and fabulous: choose between bold red or sleek black!)

PERFECT FOR:

  • Wedding officiants who hate boring stories
  • People who crush first dates with unexpected life facts
  • Your friend who already has everything
  • Anyone who thinks regular churches need more pups and pets
  • ★★★★★
    Yeah, we're those people who 'married' their best friend. But hey, at least we did it with my dog (my son) thanks to Church of Pups & Pets. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go renew my vows... again.
    MIKE
  • ★★★★★
    I can't believe this is actually legal! My best friend and I are ordained ministers now. We're thinking of starting a cult... or maybe just officiating each other's future weddings. Either way, thanks Church of Pups & Pets for the endless possibilities!
    ashley
  • ★★★★★
    Look, I love my best friend, but let's be real, they're never going to propose. So, we decided to take matters into our own hands. Thanks to Church of Pups & Pets, we're officially married (in a totally platonic way, Mom!). Now, who's ready for cake?
    KATIE
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