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The interior of a Christian church with dogs inside of it

Canines for Christianity

Where faith meets fur, and every Sunday service comes with a tail wag.

In the middle of LA’s vibrant energy, we’ve created a place for dog lovers to gather, worship, connect, and grow closer to God: guided by the loyal companions He placed in our lives.

How It Works

  • Order your kit

  • Get certified by our panel of distinguished doggos

  • Start telling everyone you were ordained by dogs

DOG
CERTIFIED

Your New Spiritual Experience Has a Tail.

Ours is the world's first ministry run entirely by dogs. Our four-legged clergy will ordain you to perform marriages, bless happy hours, and spread the good word of belly rubs.

Why Get Ordained by Dogs?

Sure, you could get ordained online, anywhere. But when someone asks, "who ordained you?", would you rather say:


● "Some random website," or
● "A council of dogs in fancy collars"


Plus, you can actually perform marriages in most states. For real. The dog thing just makes it 10x cooler.

WHAT'S IN THE BOX?

  • Official ordination certificate (paw-signed by Reverend Biscuit and perfect for framing)
  • A Bottle of Holy Water (the ultimate party prop for those divine night outings - blessed and ready!)
  • 1 of 2 Mystery Pins (Will you get "Saint Spot" or "Pawtriarch Paws"? Only fate decides.)
  • An Official Church of Pups & Pets Sash (Double-sided and fabulous: choose between bold red or sleek black!)

PERFECT FOR:

  • Wedding officiants who hate boring stories
  • People who crush first dates with unexpected life facts
  • Your friend who already has everything
  • Anyone who thinks regular churches need more pups and pets
Shipping to all 50 states
Totally 'legal'
24/7 support
No church needed
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