• The Church of Pups & Pets Official Ordination Service
  • The Church of Pups & Pets Official Ordination Service
  • The Church of Pups & Pets Official Ordination Service
  • The Church of Pups & Pets Official Ordination Service
  • The Church of Pups & Pets Official Ordination Service
  • The Church of Pups & Pets Official Ordination Service
  • The Church of Pups & Pets Official Ordination Service
  • The Church of Pups & Pets Official Ordination Service
  • The Church of Pups & Pets Official Ordination Service

The Church of Pups & Pets Official Ordination Service

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(Comes with a Free Ceremonial Kit)

 

The Important Stuff:

  • Official ordination to perform marriages
  • Official backing from our Council of Distinguished Doggos
  • Bragging rights until the end of time
  • The best ice breaker story ever

PLUS THIS ENTIRE FREE KIT:

  • Your personalized ceremony sash (pick a title like "Officiant of Friendship" or "High Priest of Petting")
  • Official ordination certificate (featuring real paw prints from Reverend Biscuit)
  • A carefully curated selection of treats and toys (because every ceremony needs props)

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE:

  • Access to our private Facebook group where members share their wildest ceremony stories
  • Monthly newsletter full of dog puns and officiant tips
  • The ability to say "Sorry, I can't; I have church stuff to do" (technically true)

Shipping & handling

  • Shipping to all 50 states
  • Ships in 2-3 business days (or 14-21 dog days)
  • Comes in a box that's perfect for cats to sit in later

FAQ

Find the most frequently asked questions below.
  • As legit as a dog in a bow tie. You can actually perform marriages.

  • First of all, how dare you. But yes, cats are welcome in our congregation. They just can't sign the certificates (lack of opposable thumbs).

  • Not only can you, but we highly encourage it. Especially at family gatherings.

    Money-back guarantee if our dogs don't approve your application. (Just kidding, they love
    everyone. They're dogs.)